clockmocker:

i-m-snek:

Just an FYI, there is safe anthropomorphism and unsafe anthropomorphism. 
Example of safe: My snake has a stocking on Christmas and gets a species appropriate gift!
Unsafe: My snake ‘enjoys’ being out with me all day and out of the enclosure, he’s only in there at night

Its okay to treat pets like family, as long as you take their care, safety, and species into account.

ruinedchildhood:

gerardpilled:

“this product is great for those no-makeup days!!” you experience the world in a manner i cannot even comprehend

bebx:

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

overlyexcitedgeek:

never gonna shut up about this i’m sorry

deejay:

burningsilence:

spongebobssquarepants:

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

ovenroastedtwerkey:

dandelyle:

this AITA is killing me

That last line especially. Idk why he would bother lying to a P.I. wife, it’s like trying to argue with a librarian, they’re gonna be citing their sources.

hymn-of-the-moon:

kimberly-wexler:

This made me bust out laughing

childhoodnostalgias: